playtime76
Been there, done that... next!
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Nothing Is Taboo
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A uniquely unstable combination of keen intellect, jaded tastes, and hopeless romanticism with a dash of kink thrown in has made my life convoluted to say the least. My greatest ambition is to be as much of a social irritant as Bill Burr but without anywhere near his level of restraint. My greatest accomplishment is actually having lived long enough to reproduce... despite my ex-wife's best efforts to the contrary. My greatest regret is actually having accomplished reproduction... No strike that... that should be ex-wife number 1 instead, hands down. Finally, I'd like to close this shameless bit of self-promotion and mental masturbation with these thoughts...
If it doesn't move should we really call it traffic, I mean now really, shouldn't we call it parking instead and just call it a day?
In the end, are we really evolved? Bonobos have outrageous sex lives and exactly $0.00 in student loan debt, so after it's all said and done who's really smarter?
Mazel Tov everyone!
If it doesn't move should we really call it traffic, I mean now really, shouldn't we call it parking instead and just call it a day?
In the end, are we really evolved? Bonobos have outrageous sex lives and exactly $0.00 in student loan debt, so after it's all said and done who's really smarter?
Mazel Tov everyone!
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