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Need advice, I think my Mother is sexually aroused by me.
Before I start I'd just like to mention that this is completely legitimate. I've looked for advice all over but I'm confused as to what is going on and I'm thinking you guys could shine a light on the situation and possibly give me your opinion on the matter.
So I'm 22 years old and I have my own place, my Mother usually comes over once a week to see how I'm doing, she comes over every Saturday and lately I've been experiencing some changes in my Mothers actions towards me. My Mother is 42 years old, blonde hair. Around 5'4, She has a curly figure with huge tits. So 2 weeks ago she came over and we had a conversation about my Father, I've never actually seen or met my real Father. My Mother has been married to my step dad who I hardly ever see due to our split personalities. I was asking her questions about what my real Father looked like, was he as tall as me? did he have similar facial features. Questions like those. My Mother said something along the lines of "You're a lot taller than your real father and much more handsome looking, if I was 20 years younger I'd have you for myself" the moment she said that I was dumbfounded, speechless but I chuckled at the thought of it and we started talking about something else.
She came over today and since It's pretty cold here she wanted me to make her some tea so I went into the kitchen and while I was making her a drink she squeezed my ass in a playful way. I was like "Mum! why are you squeezing my ass?!" and she said "That's my ass" and this made me very confused, I'm like "What? how is it your ass?" she said "You're my son, I made you so I can touch" without thinking I replied by saying "Oh? so It's okay for me to grab your ass too then?" and she said "Yes"
I didn't want to push it any further and I'm sure a lot of you will be hating on me saying I should of but after today all I can think about is her. I'm curious to think what everyone's opinions are and how you think I should handle it the next time she comes over.
