13 May 2024 N00dles commented
It’s a pretty poor deep fake or photoshopped dick tho. Watch her shirt it goes from like 1 ½” to 3” wide on the right shoulder strap. Back and forth. His dick looks like a slinky. And i dont think it was particularly small judging by the two hands plus mouth on head moment. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we can’t ever really be happy. Show me a hot chick and I’ll show you a guy tired of fucking her. Show me a giant dick and I’ll show you a dude who wouldn’t mind just a little bit more. The j
09 May 2024 N00dles commented
@BigDadEnergy perfect? She’s hot but she’s not perfect. Her attitude makes her twice as hot as she is for sure. She seems sweet and eager. I like that. But that’s a mediocre blowjob. Serviceable. Acceptable at best. He’s got a hair trigger and i think he’s got her on a pedestal in his mind making it way too easy for him to get off. She’d be fun to fuck but blowjobs are foreplay.
09 May 2024 N00dles commented
She’s gorgeous but gives a mediocre blowjob. And dude has some serious control issues. Idk if he didn’t jerk off enough as a kid or if he’s built this girl up to an impossible level in his mind but good god she’s like “maybe i should edge you today.”
09 May 2024 N00dles commented
Meanwhile he’s been on edge since they pressed record. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and If that load was a lot, she needs to get around more. She’s hot as fuck and I’d love to be in his position, but she’d need to work harder for the nut and I’m nothing special.
22 Mar 2024 N00dles commented
maybe i was a bit premature when i ejaculated my previous statement all over your screen. My bad. I pulled out of the video too soon to see her sitting still and talking. So i guess maybe she just likes to shake her laffy taffy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and As such I’ll admit that she might still be hot. But she’s prolly 30 now. I’d love to see what shes up to now fo sho. I have no idea what she was saying cuz the audio sucks but it sounds like a speech impediment. Is she offering BJ’s. Sign me up.
21 Mar 2024 N00dles commented
Wow she got it good! 53 seconds of pure bliss. What a stud. He hit it so good she took that facial like a champ. And you could clearly see how much she was enjoying herself the entire time that stud gave her the fucking of her life. Or at least the best fuck she had in the past five minutes. What a joke. Why the hell did he post this? Delusional
21 Mar 2024 N00dles commented
This girl is either high AF or she’s really gotta pee. She can’t stand still. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe It’s a piss dance fetish. Or meth. She’s fine as fuck tho. Or she was. Now her skins fucked, and she weighs 200 lbs. prolly
12 Mar 2024 N00dles commented
That was oxy fo sho but she looks fun
07 Mar 2024 N00dles commented
Horrible paraphrasing ahead:

@Spinfield and now i can’t get no sleep cuz my heads got this jam on repeat. And this freaks a rhyme beast got me risin like yeast. <— at least it’s not a creampie video, i guess.

I mean…. Maybe skip songs that rhyme about yeast when you pad your porno. And preferably don’t pad the goddamn porno. Just play the porno.

Alright ima go ponder the thought that i pull the pud too much. <insert smell comment> Is it flattus, just a touch! And i
07 Mar 2024 N00dles commented
@Spinfield nope! Greatest song ever. Clearly you used to worry worry worry! Ok ima head back under my rock
15 Sep 2022 N00dles commented
Do we not keep the original English audio on any of our vintage porn? Was there an epic disaster fire at a porn storage facility that lost all English language porn on cellulose? It’s so annoying how many clips or films are obviously German or Russian dubbed over English actors. I’d be less annoyed if there were subtitles and I’m fine with foreign language clips and films. But it sucks trying to discern the motivations through body language and hand gestures. Yes I know it’s just porn...
10 Sep 2022 N00dles commented
Did she answer “his phone” or hers? Pretty sure that’s an extended stay hotel. It sounds like the boyfriend says “is he over there right now?” But she said he’ll be there in an hour, but back tracks “not here cuz he doesn’t know where I’m at.” Then dude fucking her says “damn he called on my phone‽ on my phone‽” Maybe I misheard, but I think she answered the wrong phone and so BF knows she’s fucking his friend and shits about to go down. Her queefing days are number
10 Sep 2022 N00dles commented
bc it’s a tumor from fucking with it or so say the docs who X-ray’d it.) has anything over 10”. It seems a human upper limit. Most porn guys are 7-8 ½”. When they make “giant 14” cock” videos, they use smaller girls. Plus camera angle and lens. Zoom makes the background larger and wide does reverse(fisheye=superwide). So the above average dick in the center is fucking monstrous in the girls tiny hand.
... The more you know!
10 Sep 2022 N00dles commented
Black isn’t bigger. At least not here. She measures them at 21 cm vs 24 cm. Or 8 ¼” for the black dood and 9 ½” for John Holmes. Admittedly, they both do not look fully hard so I’d imagine they’re a bit bigger than that. But this is awesome cuz all these fucking 12-14” claims are obviously false. He maybe touches 10”. He clearly crushes this black dude in girth. But my understanding is that nobody other than that Mexican dude (who wears a sock over his junk and never shows it off